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Micheal And Mikayla

      Start each day together, Accomplish as much as you can in that day.  Life is an endless journey of adventure,  Explore together. And apart. Trust in yourselves, Believe in each other. Maintain your individuality. May love sour to heights unseen, dancing you around the clouds of joy And still keep your feet firmly upon the ground. Level headed.  The road of life may seem uphill at times, But the view from the top is worth the climb.

Happy Graduation

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  A time of sad farewells, new beginnings, and adventures beyond your imagination. A time to test your independence, a times to find your place in the world.  Nothing will be handed to you in this life. You must reach out and work hard to obtain the things in life you feel are important.  Remember where you have been and remain focused on what you believe in. The road of life has many twists an turns. There will be hills to climb that will seem impossible. But, always remember what it will feel like sitting on top of that hill.  Follow your heart, follow your dreams.

101 Excuses to call off Work

 Jean M. Jackson November 2000 1. I took off my shoes, and my feet smelled so bad that my wife passed out and hit her head. I'm at the hospital. 2. My husband left this morning for a week of deer hunting. I am celebrating.  3. I finished paying off the child support. Now I can really live. 4. Our first grandchild was born last night. I've been up all night giving out advice. 5. My wife asked me for a divorce, citing I was a deadbeat. I got to get an attorney before she changes her mind.  6. I'm in jail. So I can't make bail. So I can't make work. 7. It was our anniversary yesterday. Wanted to cook my wife something special she'll never forget. Well, I burned the house down. At least I know she'll remember that. 8. We had a big fight last night. I've got to patch things up before the wife finds out. 9. Took the kids to a riding stable yesterday. One the horse stepped on my foot. I can hardly walk. 10. I have to take m mother-in-law to the Doctor. No one e...